The Colony of Foxsylvania is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 466 million Foxsylvanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The all-consuming Foxsylvanian economy, worth 42.8 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 91,740 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", Foxsylvania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, too many developers spoil the codebase, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Foxsylvania's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Foxsylvania is ranked 90,497^th in the world and 7^th in Foxtopia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,873.73 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.