The Federated lands of Fracels is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Cori with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.514 billion Fracellis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The strong Fracelsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,380 trillion Fracelli pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 83,615 Fracelli pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Fracels's national animal is the Fracelli pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fracels is ranked 119,118^th in the world and 9^th in Hollow Point for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,719.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.