The United States of Imperiuse is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Der Preßidös with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.535 billion Impöhns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Servisö. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Impösn economy, worth 184 trillion Gold Löhns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,101 Gold Löhns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Imperiuse's radio stations, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Impösn Moonshine", and most ambassadors from Imperiuse retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperiuse's national animal is the Silver Feathered Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aspideus.

Imperiuse is ranked 87,930^th in the world and 2,605^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 87.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.