The People's Republic of Tylnernburg is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.714 billion Tylnernburgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tylnernburgian economy, worth 283 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,622 Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Tylnernburgian military, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tylnernburg's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tylnernburg is ranked 136,042^nd in the world and 3,018^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,174.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.