The Democratic States of Freakyd is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pat Ocha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.385 billion Freakydians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kymia. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freakydian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion freakoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,765 freakoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and beating a dead horse is a scientific endeavor. Crime is totally unknown. Freakyd's national animal is the pingouin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is spiritualisme inclusif.

Freakyd is ranked 34,373^rd in the world and 2^nd in Zogarok for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,205.15 on the Gilded Widget Scale.