The Dystopian Nightmare of Free State Of Ancapistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jeff Bezos with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.752 billion Ancapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Amazon HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ancapistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,450 trillion BitCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 187,101 BitCoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,710,595 per year while the poor average 2,225, a ratio of 768 to 1.

The country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free State Of Ancapistan's national animal is the Dodo Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Free State Of Ancapistan is ranked 282,519^th in the world and 5^th in Big Chungus Fans United for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.37 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.