The Federal Republic of Kabarakastan is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 62 million Kabarakastanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kabarakastanian economy, worth 2.63 trillion Standollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,487 Standollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most citizens in Kabarakastan are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, Kabarakastan City Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabarakastan's national animal is the Sea Parasites.

Kabarakastan is ranked 132,953^rd in the world and 2,668^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 72.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.