Population | 651 million |
Capital | Capybaraastan |
Currency | Ustallaananas |
Animal | Capybara |
The Holy Empire of Ustallaa is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 651 million Ustallaans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capybaraastan. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Ustallaan economy, worth 38.2 trillion Ustallaananas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,748 Ustallaananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ustallaa's national animal is the Capybara, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ustallaa is ranked 139,938th in the world and 2,800th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 69.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ustallaa was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Following new legislation in Ustallaa, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
- : Following new legislation in Ustallaa, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
- : Following new legislation in Ustallaa, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
- : Following new legislation in Ustallaa, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
- : Ustallaa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Ustallaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Ustallaa was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Ustallaa was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Ustallaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 80 » Goldnation, Volaworand, Aidenfieeld, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Differences-In-Differences, Khnomania, Curlyhoward, Great Lothian, Land Without Shrimp, Bawkie, Chernaya Zvezda, Bohenia, Asarana, ANuadh, Eleuthelrium, Emagination, Tsunamy, Arscanesia, East Endia, America Gone Wrong, Wehraboos, Albend, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Belschaft, Ever Testing, Ebonhand, Auviantan Outh Islands, Altnavia, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, The Weirdo, HawkoFon, Rebel-topia, Aodhan, Nowa Europa, Tanyaland, Drystar, Sporaltryus, Amerion, Tepertopia, The Filippinas, North Pernambuco, Jehenna, Linden Oak, Anglischland Kaiserreich, United States of Belvaria, Darakin, USNE2018, Antarctic Empires, and 30 others.Blipp, PenguinPies, Oreo States, Blondiesland, Nakayo, Pepperton, Los Lonley Boys, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Great Scapula, Hacrela, BEEstreetz, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Eastern Bahia, Poguelands, Meglomania, Corthsri, Springwalla, Legion Of The Moon, Janoi Donacen, The Lombard League, and Dante-topia.