The Republic of Fremantle Dockers is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.847 billion Fremantle Dockersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 57.8%.

The strong Fremantle Dockersian economy, worth 214 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,714 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fremantle Dockers's national animal is the Dockers, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fremantle Dockers is ranked 163,459^th in the world and 39^th in AFL for Most Developed, scoring 54.67 on the Human Development Index.