The Most Serene Republic of Freyeas is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.694 billion Freyeasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freyeasian economy, worth 178 trillion oceans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 105,340 oceans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freyeas's national animal is the zhuque, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Freyeas is ranked 252,595^th in the world and 197^th in Kelios for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.