The Republic of Geekvia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Marmar with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.2 billion Geekvians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robespierre. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geekvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,182 trillion dollaridoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,901 dollaridoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geekvia's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Geekvia is ranked 67,198^th in the world and 1,806^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.