The Queen's State of Friendly Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.397 billion Friendly Islandsians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The very strong Friendly Islandsian economy, worth 903 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 32,975 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Friendly Islands's national animal is the deer.

Friendly Islands is ranked 268,165^th in the world and 6^th in Bogota for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.