The Republic of Fritorp is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 1.497 billion Fritorpians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fritorpian economy, worth 154 trillion Percentages a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 103,242 Percentages, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 752,388 per year while the poor average 4,417, a ratio of 170 to 1.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Fritorp's hospitals, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, and the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Lemmings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fritorp's national animal is the Lemming, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fritorp is ranked 70,362^nd in the world and 2^nd in Yorensia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,443.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.