The Colony of FUG33 is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.877 billion FUG33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FUG33ian economy, worth 374 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,891 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FUG33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FUG33 is ranked 78,468^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist Union of Germany for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.