The Republic of Fun Koffing is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 4.42 billion Fun Koffingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The Fun Koffingian economy, worth 211 trillion ---s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,746 ---s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fun Koffing's national animal is the ---, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fun Koffing is ranked 186,090^th in the world and 178^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.