The Federal Republic of Gail is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alaster Fernando with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.161 billion Gailians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winthrop. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Gailian economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion Fallios a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,176 Fallios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gail's national animal is the Brown Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Gail is ranked 9,321st in the world and 7th in Anime for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,811.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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National Happenings
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Gail voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Missing Persons Coordination Act".
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Gail, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
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Gail, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars.
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Gail, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
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Gail, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
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Gail, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
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Gail, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
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Gail, Gailian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
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Gail, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
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Gail, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them.

























































