The Holy Paragon of Galnius is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nicholas Omeggio with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.986 billion Galnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aegis. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Galnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,410 trillion Gacias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,043 Gacias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is totally unknown. Galnius's national animal is the Terrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galnius is ranked 288,158^th in the world and 4^th in The Council of The Multiverse for Most Primitive, scoring -552.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.