The Constitutional Monarchy of Gamdie is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Sapphire with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.99 billion Gamdieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowden Q. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gamdiean economy, worth 755 trillion Dods a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 126,208 Dods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the military's newest anti-tank strategy is throwing a landmine like a frisbee, and visiting the best Gamdiean restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gamdie's national animal is the Golden retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gamdie is ranked 7,554^th in the world and 1^st in Northern Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,647.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.