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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thMost Patriotic: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72nd
The Community of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
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The Great Allen
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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GameFAQs Founder

Population26.675 billion

CapitalGameFAQs City
LeaderThe Great Allen
FaithLUEshism

CurrencyFAQ
AnimalGame

The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.675 billion GameFAQs Founders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth an astonishing 13,145 trillion FAQS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 492,793 FAQS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,659,456 per year while the poor average 108,419, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around GameFAQs City, and children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.

GameFAQs Founder is ranked 15,468th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Most Developed, scoring 88.33 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thMost Patriotic: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 106thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 167thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 169thMost Corrupt Governments: 179thHighest Disposable Incomes: 196thHealthiest Citizens: 223rdMost Devout: 254thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 279thLowest Crime Rates: 445thHighest Economic Output: 608thHighest Average Incomes: 738thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 837thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,490thSmartest Citizens: 1,737thMost Efficient Economies: 1,788thLargest Black Market: 1,892ndBest Weather: 2,495thLargest Governments: 2,800thMost Stationary: 3,045thLargest Mining Sector: 3,132ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,219thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 4,243rdMost Accessible: 4,928thMost Influential: 6,090thMost Inclusive: 7,156thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,237thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,398thLargest Populations: 10,992ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,150thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,027thMost Developed: 15,468thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 17,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,298thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,038thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,954thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,297th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around GameFAQs City.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, warning signs caution GameFAQs Founders where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, when their backs are against the walls GameFAQs Founders look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, The Great Allen is called 'Patches' at international summits.

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