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Largest Welfare Programs: 448thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 875thMost Advanced Public Transport: 924th
The Commonwealth and Outer Isles of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
To honor the great and supply the poor
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Powerbroker
WA Delegate
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Superb
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Garchyland

Population31.955 billion

CapitalCortlandia
LeaderR Jonas Newfenheimer

CurrencyGarchet
AnimalPenguin

The Commonwealth and Outer Isles of Garchyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by R Jonas Newfenheimer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 31.955 billion Garchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cortlandia. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The very strong Garchy economy, worth a remarkable 3,687 trillion Garchets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,404 Garchets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garchyland's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Garchyland is ranked 4,797th in the world and 2nd in A Liberal Haven for Smartest Citizens, with 129.96 quips per hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 448thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 875thMost Advanced Public Transport: 924thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,194thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,375thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,107thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,222ndBest Weather: 2,295thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,462ndLargest Populations: 2,471stTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,482ndMost Influential: 3,637thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,711thMost Cultured: 3,762ndLargest Governments: 3,946thHighest Economic Output: 4,197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,205thSmartest Citizens: 4,797thHealthiest Citizens: 4,994thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,381stSafest: 5,699thHighest Food Quality: 5,939thLowest Crime Rates: 7,464thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,006thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,221stNicest Citizens: 11,728thNudest: 12,007thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,473rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,287thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,484thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,946thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,323rdMost Developed: 24,422ndMost Politically Free: 26,160th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the region

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