The Colony of GARMY33 is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.963 billion GARMY33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient GARMY33ian economy, worth 773 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,063 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GARMY33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

GARMY33 is ranked 143,833^rd in the world and 1^st in German Army for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 76.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.