The Rogue Nation of Gavinkuo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Newman with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 28.892 billion Gavinkuoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VanDeLay. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gavinkuoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,691 trillion Puffy Shirts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 197,002 Puffy Shirts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Gavinkuo's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gavinkuo is ranked 19,515^th in the world and 1^st in United Nations of Epics for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.11 law-abiding acts per hour.