The Republic of Gaynations is a mid-sized, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 67 million Gaynationsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The strong Gaynationsian economy, worth 3.61 trillion Cukisens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,935 Cukisens, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and finders keepers is the law of the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaynations's national animal is the Iwak Belido, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gaynations is ranked 110,274^th in the world and 10^th in The Frontier of Brittania for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,289.5 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.