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Largest Gambling Industry: 141stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 158thHighest Crime Rates: 214th
The Catastrophic Corporates of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Why slay the Dragon when one can indulge in its horde?
Governor Redtooth
Influence
Power
Usurper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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General TN

Population5.651 billion

CapitalTN Sol Sołegna
LeaderGovernor Redtooth
FaithCapitalist Greed

Currency𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
AnimalGeneral TM

The Catastrophic Corporates of General TN is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Redtooth with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.651 billion Money Makers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TN Sol Sołegna. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient A Money Maker economy, worth a remarkable 1,511 trillion 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 267,517 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,475,413 per year while the poor average 2,794, a ratio of 885 to 1.

Immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, when you fly on Air General TN you win a seat or you die, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, and savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. General TN's national animal is the General TM, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalist Greed.

General TN is ranked 294,635th in the world and 2nd in A Golden Hell for Highest Poor Incomes, with 2,794.41 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 141stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 158thHighest Crime Rates: 214thMost Armed: 226thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 258thHighest Drug Use: 261stMost Avoided: 268thFattest Citizens: 330thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 355thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 438thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 579thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 701stRudest Citizens: 781stLargest Retail Industry: 808thHighest Disposable Incomes: 830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,150thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,311thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,440thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,720thMost Efficient Economies: 2,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,561stMost Devout: 2,577thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,064thTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 3,339thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,045thHighest Average Incomes: 5,038thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,475thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,169thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,122ndTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,792ndHighest Economic Output: 23,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,900thMost Pro-Market: 28,476th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in General TN, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles.
  • : General TN changed its national motto to "Why slay the Dragon when one can indulge in its horde?" and its nation type to "Catastrophic Corporates".
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, when you fly on Air General TN you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
  • : General TN was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around TN Sol Sołegna.

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