The Classification of Generic State is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.333 billion plural are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The adjective economy, worth 297 trillion currencies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,535 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, Generic State has designated Capital City as its capital city, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Generic State in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Generic State's national animal is the national animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Generic State is ranked 106,583^rd in the world and 1^st in Generic Region for Largest Populations, with 7.33 billion capita.