The ½ Interwebs ░ Cyberocracy of Ghoublins is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by ☺ The Undead Cyborg of Krenko Mob Boss with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.003 billion Ghoublins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🥚 Easter Egg Conspiracy ∙net 𒀭. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghoublin economy, worth a remarkable 5,694 trillion ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 437,941 ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,558,419 per year while the poor average 88,605, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Relations with Merovingia are as cold as Ghoublins's skill with the blade, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, and the newest season of Landlord Cops was filmed in front of a live audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ghoublins's national animal is the § Superfluous Ottix Monster 𓃗, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ⸙This Statement Is False⸙.

Ghoublins is ranked 309,805^th in the world and 33^rd in Testregionia for Most Cultured, scoring -164 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.