The Rock of Gibraltar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.047 billion Gibraltarians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The very strong Gibraltarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 49,919 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,680 per year while the poor average 9,189, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Gibraltar's national animal is the Barbary macaques, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gibraltar is ranked 240,082^nd in the world and 9^th in GREAT Britain for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.54 law-abiding acts per hour.