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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,207thLargest Mining Sector: 17,329thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,546th
The Colony of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
For Giovanniland!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Giova

Population8.378 billion

CapitalGiovannia

CurrencyGolden Orbs
AnimalElephant

The Colony of Giova is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.378 billion Giovannians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannia. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannian economy, worth 873 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,256 Golden Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giova's national animal is the Elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Giova is ranked 87,229th in the world and 324th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.80564895528 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,207thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 17,329thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,283rdLargest Black Market: 29,417th
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Giova was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Giova, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Giova, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Giova was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Giova, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Giova, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Giova, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Giova, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Giova was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Giova, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.

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