The Commonwealth of Gisserag is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Central Administrator Geche Beneshoha with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.095 billion Gisseragians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Citadel. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gisseragian economy, worth 141 trillion Fitzes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,549 Fitzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, and hazmat suits are a common Gisseragian garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gisserag's national animal is the Bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Gisserag is ranked 15,835^th in the world and 21^st in Eladria for Most Developed, scoring 88.04 on the Human Development Index.