The Republic of Glacial Lakes Corn Processors Unit is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate population of 3.561 billion Glacial Lakes Corn Processors Unitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wentworth. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The all-consuming Glacial Lakes Corn Processors Unitian economy, worth 396 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,268 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, and foreigners write "made in Glacial Lakes Corn Processors Unit" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacial Lakes Corn Processors Unit's national animal is the shares, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glacial Lakes Corn Processors Unit is ranked 44,147^th in the world and 165^th in OTC Markets for Most Developed, scoring 78.9 on the Human Development Index.