The Empire of Goblin 6 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.673 billion Goblin 6ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The very strong Goblin 6ian economy, worth 889 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,193 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, and the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goblin 6's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goblin 6 is ranked 36,230^th in the world and 12^th in Gobbotopia for Largest Black Market, with 39.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.