The Most Serene Republic of Gods Messenger is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Holy One with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.962 billion Gods Messengerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalenn. The average income tax rate is 30.1%.

The Gods Messengerian economy, worth 142 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,978 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and falcons that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gods Messenger's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gods Messenger is ranked 287,440^th in the world and 5^th in Gospels for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.