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Largest Black Market: 733rdLargest Populations: 976thMost Stationary: 1,159th
The Preponderance of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Goethe

Population41.283 billion

CapitalWeimar
LeaderJohann Wolfgang von Goethe
FaithAtheism

Currencyguilder
Animallion

The Preponderance of Goethe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 41.283 billion Goetheans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weimar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Goethean economy, worth a remarkable 6,464 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,579 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Nederland, posters on 'Goethean Values' advise against being proud of Goethe, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goethe's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Goethe is ranked 238,398th in the world and 170th in Nederland for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Black Market: 733rdLargest Populations: 976thMost Stationary: 1,159thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,632ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,700thHighest Economic Output: 2,115thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,303rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,336thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,055thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,213thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,432ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,568thMost Influential: 7,579thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,348thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,679thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,213thMost Avoided: 10,413thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,589thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,341stTop
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Most Developed: 14,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,780thMost Efficient Economies: 17,840thHighest Average Incomes: 20,281stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,376thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,951stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,015thLowest Crime Rates: 24,712thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,732ndLargest Governments: 28,824thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,230th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Largest Black Market, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Most Influential and Most Avoided.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Goethe, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Goethe was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Goethe, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Goethe, posters on 'Goethean Values' advise against being proud of Goethe.

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