The Constitutional Monarchy of Gomengomen is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 267 million Gomengomenians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The strong Gomengomenian economy, worth 16.7 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,562 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, museums offer moralization or your money back, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gomengomen's national animal is the Star-nosed Mole.

Gomengomen is ranked 71,911^th in the world and 78^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,149.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.