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Nicest Citizens: 25,763rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,186thMost Income Equality: 26,200th
The Class of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Google
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Handshaker
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Civil Rights
Rare
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Powerhouse
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Google Classroom

Population1.886 billion

CapitalA Math Classroom
LeaderTeachers
FaithPassism

CurrencyMathBucks
AnimalClassrooms

The Class of Google Classroom is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Teachers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.886 billion Google Classroom Users are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Math Classroom. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Google Classroomian economy, worth 142 trillion MathBucks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,714 MathBucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Google Classroom's national animal is the Classrooms, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Passism.

Google Classroom is ranked 58,380th in the world and 8th in Fish Storage for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,734.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 25,763rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,186thMost Income Equality: 26,200thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,455th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Accessible: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, it's never "just a game" with Google Classroomian sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.

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