Population | 3.129 billion |
Leader | The Funny Bird |
Currency | Pelinese Hana |
Animal | Level fish |
The Truly Ideal Nation of Pelinai is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Funny Bird with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.129 billion Pelinese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Pelinese economy, worth 203 trillion Pelinese Hanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,990 Pelinese Hanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, people talk about things being better when men were men, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pelinai's national animal is the Level fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Pelinai is ranked 72,376th in the world and 1,846th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pelinai was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Pelinai was endorsed by The Shadowy Empress of Farengeto.
- : Pelinai was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Pelinai was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Pelinai was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Pelinai was endorsed by The Free Land of Springwalla.
- : Pelinai was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Pelinai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Pelinai was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of HawkoFon.
- : Pelinai voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 62 » Sporaltryus, Volaworand, Goldnation, Geneek, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Land Without Shrimp, Amerion, Asarana, Tepertopia, Emagination, Eastern Juble Lux, Curlyhoward, Differences-In-Differences, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Pepperton, Aidenfieeld, Ebonhand, The Weirdo, Anarco Argentina, ANuadh, Altnavia, Eleuthelrium, Arscanesia, Bawkie, Bohenia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The Free Falklands, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, Wehraboos, Ever Testing, Greater Fennovia, Nakayo, Great Lothian, BEEstreetz, Belschaft, America Gone Wrong, Mardunia, Great Scapula, Hacrela, 7 Trees, Nowa Europa, Stelmund, Blipp, East Endia, Eastern Bahia, Chernaya Zvezda, Megistos, Marre, and 12 others.Dun Frest, SharttingToepia, Poguelands, Amerikanisches Imperium, HawkoFon, Meglomania, Springwalla, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, Legion Of The Moon, Farengeto, and The Lombard League.