The Republic of West Khazana Finsstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Michelle Rikbert with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.714 billion West Khazana Finsstanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yarminsk. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Khazana Finsstanian economy, worth 826 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 144,677 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex-ed is child's play, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West Khazana Finsstan's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Spoonism.

West Khazana Finsstan is ranked 13,221^st in the world and 372^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.