The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Weirdo with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.383 billion Weirdos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Weird City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth 635 trillion Weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,934 Weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the Weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 2,165^th in the world and 60^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 787.87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.