The Lucky Llama of Grea Kriopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.679 billion Kriopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth 412 trillion Golden Krions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,121 Golden Krions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Grea Kriopia is ranked 7,501^st in the world and 6^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Developed, scoring 91.91 on the Human Development Index.