The Punky Defender of Grea Kriopia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.39 billion Kriopians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion Golden Krions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,480 Golden Krions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, llama-wagons to Kriopia City are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Grea Kriopia is ranked 5,047^th in the world and 40^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,247.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.