The State of Great State of Louisiana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.018 billion Great State of Louisianans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Great State of Louisianan economy, worth 684 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 38,003 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,374 per year while the poor average 2,041, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, deer are considered a delicacy, and Great State of Louisiana has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Great State of Louisiana's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great State of Louisiana is ranked 36,777^th in the world and 1^st in State of Louisiana for Most Primitive, scoring 65.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.