The Former WAD Dominator of Greater New Poland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Whatever with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.576 billion Penanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukit Singa. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Penanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,580 trillion Pinangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 363,951 Pinangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, Penanian Biały Kura is one of the most popular forenames in Greater New Poland, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater New Poland's national animal is the Penanian Biały Kura, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mlekobrowning.

Greater New Poland is ranked 451^st in the world and 1^st in International Northwestern Union for Highest Food Quality, scoring 454.04 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.