The People's Empire of Greenaldia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the People's Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 26.496 billion Greenaldians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdana. The average income tax rate is 7.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greenaldian economy, worth a remarkable 9,968 trillion datars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,218 datars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Verdana, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is totally unknown. Greenaldia's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Greenaldia is ranked 292,708^th in the world and 11,104^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -986.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.