The Republic of Greeropia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.611 billion Greeropians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The very strong Greeropian economy, worth 116 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,124 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greeropia's national animal is the aplix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greeropia is ranked 53,297^th in the world and 8^th in Solvang for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,624.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.