The Allied States of Greg Gianforte is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos and keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 4.727 billion Greg Gianforteans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 25.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Greg Gianfortean economy, worth 211 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,774 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, going on a diet invalidates your passport, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greg Gianforte's national animal is the Kitsune, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Greg Gianforte is ranked 147,972^nd in the world and 1^st in The Black Unification for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,025.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.