The Department of Grifting Elons is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leon Husk with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.636 billion Grifting Elonsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryanston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The strong Grifting Elonsian economy, worth 167 trillion dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,930 dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the Federal Council of Grifting Elons has been announced as the new Head of State, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Grifting Elons's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Grifting Elons's national animal is the doge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Techno-Feudalism.

Grifting Elons is ranked 164,816^th in the world and 303^rd in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 568.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.