The Grand Ol' Republic of Guardian Empire of Earth is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Great Master Om with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 17.262 billion Guardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guardian City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 2,897 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,847 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guardian Empire of Earth's national animal is the Purple Spotted Pygmy Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Guardian Empire of Earth is ranked 290,251^st in the world and 847^th in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,517.72 Standard Monetary Units.