The Water of Gulf of Finland is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.693 billion Gulf of Finlandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earth. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The very strong Gulf of Finlandian economy, worth 97.3 trillion Length 400 km and Width 130 kms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 57,476 Length 400 km and Width 130 kms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, a major religion has been named as Gulf of Finland's national religion, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gulf of Finland's national animal is the Estonia Finland and Russia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gulf of Finland is ranked 130,484^th in the world and 9^th in Wikipedia for Most Developed, scoring 57.41 on the Human Development Index.