The Anime Lands of Gwoisam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Coomer-kun with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 3.209 billion Protagonists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gwoisamian economy, worth 435 trillion Sauces a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,653 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Gwoisam" at foreigners, and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwoisam's national animal is the Anime Girls, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anime.

Gwoisam is ranked 287,538^th in the world and 445^th in The League for Most Primitive, scoring -516.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.