The State of Haenoi is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 15.563 billion Haenoians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The strong Haenoian economy, worth 722 trillion betales a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 46,421 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haenoi's national animal is the deer.

Haenoi is ranked 232,480^th in the world and 8^th in Ceylon for Most Primitive, scoring -111.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.