The Queendom of Haf Fynn is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 24.509 billion Haf Fynnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Haf Fynnian economy, worth 749 trillion Gold Currents a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,590 Gold Currents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, voting is voluntary, military spending is on the increase, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haf Fynn's national animal is the Silver Eagle.

Haf Fynn is ranked 71,369^th in the world and 6^th in Mystria for Most Primitive, scoring 36.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.